calmist:

Most boring day in the world (so i took a photo of my shorts)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via orgasm)

disappolnted:

vertical/personal/love♥

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via orgasm)

legalisation:

oh my god yes

braydaaan:

Can i get an oscar for being able to hit post limit within the first hour of it resetting 

(via orgasm)